Pastafarianism

Another one

is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Pastafarianism is recognized

as a valid religion in New Zealand.

And, I've since discovered,

in Australia too.

Dutch authorities say 

it's not serious enough

to be a religion 

which is double Dutch to me,

since Pastafarians 

are a peace loving people.

who enjoy spaghetti 

and are kind 

to sentient beings.

The wearing of a col-

ander upon the head

is not compulsory. 

I think to join.

The only dogma 

is There is no dogma.

But in any case, 

I

like eating 

tagliatelle.

I've discovered 

I too can become 

a minister 

for a mere $25

which entitles me 

to  display

a certificate 

upon my wall.

I already have 

my own picture 

frame 

and a suitable colander.

Perhaps 

the Monster

has touched me 

with his wonderful noodly!

What more can I ask

in this wonderful world 

where  a zebra 

can be a tomato?

And an invisible 

pink flamingo

is a deity

according to some.

Heaven knows

where and when 

It will all 

END.

If
 EVER.