and I don't know what else.
But now here it comes again. First we had the discarded syringe theory, then the discarded cigarette butt theory and now we have the theory of the sunglasses . . .
It's becoming a game of Cluedo.
Perhaps Colonel Mustard did it in the library with a candlestick?
Sherlock Boris has been taken off the case.
Whatever next?
Your sense of humour knows no bounds Gwil!
ReplyDeleteWe live in amazing times. England may even reach the World Cup final. If they do it'll surely be Mr Putin whose behind it. You can bet on that.
DeleteDr Orchid was expelled in Switzerland for the Daffodil poisoning incident. I think Gareth Southgates waistcoast holds the secret to success tonight.
ReplyDeleteIn the quarter final at half time the camera showed a man dressed exactly like Gareth Southgate mingling with England fans. For a moment the Austrian commentator thought it was him. And said: 'There's Southgate. How nice of him.' But then he had to eat his words as GS was seen to be already in his spot on the touch line.
DeleteThe other GS was on the BBC too. Perhaps there are two of them? So that will be two more world cup medals if they win the WC?
DeleteBoris didn't send me his ticket. I saw Mick Jagger at the France game. Macron was there for France, shaking hands with the Belgian King and smiling like a Cheshire Cat.
DeleteI see Merkel's new migrant policy is to return migrants to their point of entry. That is mostly Greece and Italy. New policy (July 2018) Mark 2. The transit camps of Greece are hell holes of forgotten people.
ReplyDeleteThe conclusion of novichok and the drug chick death is nothing to be believed out right.
Ah yes, the new new Merkel policy. This will be Seehofers so-called Masterplan (sic). The one they've just cobbled together to save her arse and her precious coalition.
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