Saturday 7 September 2019

Caption Contest (Just for Fun)



LAUREL & HARDY

22 comments:

  1. "Another fine mess you got me in Donald!"

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  2. My hair's blonder than yours.

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  3. How do you know? I've got my hat on, Boris.

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  4. Stan was English like Boris. Which one would you choose to govern you?

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    1. They tried Adolf Hitler over here once. He had a street named after him in every town and village in the land just like some countries I'll not name even do today.
      That's when you need to start worrying, Dave.

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    2. But in answer to your question I'd have to take Boris on his word - money for NHS, Schools, Safer Streets etc..

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  5. Adolf Hitler use to go to his uncles in Liverpool for his holidays Gwil. Jeremy Corbyn for me. Or Caroline Lucas or Jo from the Liberal Democrats. Jeremy has an allotment. Anybody who cares for the land will care for their country.

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    1. I think you mean his nephew Patrick Hitler. He may have had Liverpool connections. Later he settled in America I believe. Patrick used to come over periodically to scrounge money from his rich Uncle Adolph, author of Germany's best selling book amongst his claims to fame. Did you know that the uncle's two volume tome was never put on the Vatican's banned books list? My grandad would've made a good prime minister. He had 5 allotments!

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  6. 5 allotments is very impressive. I once had two. Harold Wilson talked about having a Minister of allotments. Good idea. I knew there was a Liverpool Hitler connection.

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    1. A minister of allotments sounds Pythonesque. But in reality might come about one day. We can read the tea leaves but we can't see the future.

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  7. It does sound like the ministry of silly walks. But it would be good for allotments and community gardens to have their own minister.

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    1. Tony Benn. He even had a tramp living in his garden shed. An allotment minister would need to smoke a pipe and posses a couple of deck chairs,

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    2. Tony was one of my heroes. He didn't like the EU though. Churchill was a keen gardener and believed in the United States of Europe for peace and prosperity. So he would be a Remained today.

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    3. Both were men one could respect. A rare breed of politician.

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    4. John Major is another politician who I have a lot of time for. I think party colours are not so important any more.

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    5. You could be right. We have an unelected administration running Austria at the moment. They seem to be making a better job of it than the politicians who were there before.

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    6. I think I preferred John Major to his Spittin' Image puppet. Just.

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  8. Laurel: I'll be the minister of allotments.
    Hardy: No! I'll make them the biggest, the best allotments there ever have been. I know everything about allotments.
    With apologies, my friends.

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    1. Jimmy Carter knows his nuts. He could do it for the US.

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