The Babylonian Rag
Is an oracle of sorts
With a whole page devoted
to predictions and projections
Their hot-line is a number
to phone up on my birthday
They charge in cents per minute
Below a small star.
There's an email address
for my lucky lottery numbers
And a website to visit
With books there to buy.
They list their 12 signs
from Virgo to Leo
And turn a blind eye
to the doctor - Ophluchus.
The paper is free.
It keeps me warm in the winter.
