Monday, 7 November 2016

un po' di umorismo italiano - a little italian humour


Happiness

O Signorina! Just one word, one word only, and I shall be the happiest man in the world.  

Idiot! 

At the military hospital 

Now then number 7 how are you feeling today? 

I feel much better doctor. In fact I have an appetite like a horse. 

Like a horse? Very good. 

Nurse, make a note. Half a ration of hay for number 7. 



A bad memory

It seems a long time since we met. How's your father?

Sadly, he died. 

Oh dear. He was a lovely man who enjoyed life. 

One year later:

It seems a long time since we met. How's your father? 

He's still dead. 


Venezia -  View to Giudecca from Zattere 


At the pizza takeaway 

Would you like the 5 euro or the 6 euro pizza? 

I don't know. What's the difference? 

One euro. 



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micro-poem 'cutting the cheese' accepted at haiku universe
7 nov 2016


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