Interstellar Communication #ZOGP4829

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OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION #ZOGP4829 FROM PEACEFUL PLANET ZOG 

TO PLANET EARTH:

TO ACCOUNTABLE AGENCIES AND GOVERNMENTS  YOUR UNIV GRID REF IS MWXPP094567223 STOP WE POSE NO THREAT TO YOU STOP WE REPEAT WE POSE NO THREAT TO YOU STOP THE COMMUNICATION IS TO INFORM YOU THAT ALL 264685771345112349 ELECTRONIC TOASTERS ON ZOG NO LONGER WORK AND ALL OUR 24728425795520580585025 SPEAKING CLOCKS NO LONGER SPEAK STOP WE ARE REQUESTING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO RESOLVE THESE MATTERS STOP WE HAVE TRACED THE SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM TO AN ERRATIC SERIES OF DARK VIBRATIONS FROM NUMEROUS LOCATIONS ON YOUR BLUE PLANET STOP EARTHLINGS CAN HELP POLITELY PUNCTUAL TOAST-EATING ZOGIANS AND ALSO THEIR OWN PLANET AND THEMSELVES BY RESOLVING THEIR 2591 TERRITORIAL DISPUTES AND 420673 RELIGIOUS DISAGREEMENTS IN A PLANET FRIENDLY MANNER STOP WE WISH ALL OUR 7679345245 NEW FRIENDS ON EARTH AN ENLIGHTENED SOLSTICE AND A PEACEFUL EVOLUTION IN THIS THE 5612857 TH YEAR OF THE HOLY TERMITE STOP COMMUNICATION IS NOW TERMINATED  STOP MESSAGE DELIVERED BY UNIVERSALMESSAGINGBETELGEUXSTATIONZ427@MWUNIVTRANSSYST